FROM THE BOOK OF PARIS

We heard Paris Hilton is soon becoming a councilor on The Simple Life. With all her years of experience and insight on life, it’s a no-brainer. Have a look at all the wisdom she’s displayed over the past years…

Who? Oh yeah... he's like your president? I don't know what he looks like.
Paris Hilton (when asked about British Prime Minister Tony Blair)

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?
Paris Hilton

When I was a kid I had no idea I lived in a mansion. Then I went to a friend's house and I was like - "Oh.".
Paris Hilton

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.
Paris Hilton

I don't really think, I just walk.
Paris Hilton

Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. If a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back, and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.
Paris Hilton

What's a soup kitchen?
Paris Hilton

There you have it… pearls.

PARIS GOES CAMP

PARIS GOES CAMP

Former Paris Hilton BFF (or are they pals again… we forget) and Simple Life cohort Nicole Richie was hospitalized recently for dehydration.

Ironically it was on the set of the Simple Life where she and Paris Hilton were working as camp counselors. Camp Councilors? You read right, these two vapid airheads are going to be impregnating the youth with their unique brand of morals.

No Underpants 101? DUI Workshop? The Fundamentals of Weight Loss? Who’s going to take them seriously? It’ll end in this poor camp teaming with oversexed teenagers in dire need of some “counseling”.

Then again, if you’re watching the show, maybe you need some too.