What do Paris Hilton and a watermelon have in common? They both can’t drive. Yes, the princess of poor reality TV, Paris Hilton was once again yanked off the road by the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department. And although we hear a collective rolling of eyes, it wasn’t booze or drug related. Paris simply forgot to turn on her headlights and the front of her car now matched the lighting effect inside her head. To make matters worse police discovered Paris was driving on a suspended license – naughty, naughty.
A befuddled Paris couldn’t understand why she was pulled over and just wanted to get home to watch the DVDs she had just purchased from the Virgin Megastore in West Hollywood. Sadly the innocent stupidity of the oldest Hilton sister was not working despite explaining she forgot to switch on the lights because the parking lot at the Megastore was brightly lit – yeah whatever. The result: Paris’ car was impounded and a thoughtful chum had to come pick her up. Were the DVDs ever watched? We can only hope for their sake they were.
A befuddled Paris couldn’t understand why she was pulled over and just wanted to get home to watch the DVDs she had just purchased from the Virgin Megastore in West Hollywood. Sadly the innocent stupidity of the oldest Hilton sister was not working despite explaining she forgot to switch on the lights because the parking lot at the Megastore was brightly lit – yeah whatever. The result: Paris’ car was impounded and a thoughtful chum had to come pick her up. Were the DVDs ever watched? We can only hope for their sake they were.
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